Who knows anymore

memories:Incredible, but true: @mr-mcduckface deserves to have a good day today.

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 17:47:07 -0700

memories:

Incredible, but true: @mr-mcduckface deserves to have a good day today.

devdrawing18: • A redraw uwu • ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:10:16 -0700

devdrawing18:

• A redraw uwu •

❤️❤️❤️❤️

i-am-a-fish: checks non-existent watch it’s respect trans youth hours @books-and-scrolling DAMN...

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 19:09:36 -0700

i-am-a-fish:

*checks non-existent watch* it’s respect trans youth hours

@books-and-scrolling DAMN YOU RIGHT

janeykara: this happened at one point don’t @ me

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 20:05:27 -0700

janeykara:

this happened at one point don’t @ me

me and my friend had a conversation about Yugioh and it led to this

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 19:22:32 -0700

me and my friend had a conversation about Yugioh and it led to this

zackisontumblr: unorthodox-views: ckascade: rotg-fan-page: xaramizomai: hope your pets stay...

Wed, 02 Jan 2019 13:56:25 -0700

zackisontumblr:

unorthodox-views:

ckascade:

rotg-fan-page:

xaramizomai:

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

exterminaty: WHAT A FUCKING ICON WOW i love her

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 08:46:48 -0700

exterminaty:

WHAT A FUCKING ICON

WOW i love her

mr-mcduckface: dailybandmemes: secondclarinet: is there anything as satisfying as when you...

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 22:44:31 -0700

mr-mcduckface:

dailybandmemes:

secondclarinet:

is there anything as satisfying as when you finally play that measure right after like twenty minutes of failure

Then you try it again and fuck it up the next time
@secondclarinet

You stop that

HMNGGGGGG

rubykgrant: thebrainlessgirl: coolerthanmyfez: @vegetarex and...

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 16:22:53 -0700

rubykgrant:

thebrainlessgirl:

coolerthanmyfez:

@vegetarex and i were talking about dragon ball z and steven universe

this was all totally their idea, and ive been crying for the last 3 days straight

@jaspers-log

how DARE you hurt my heart like this

Hngggg my SOUL

excuse me what the fuck

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 09:53:58 -0700

excuse me what the fuck

4penises: cloudidiot: cloudidiot: IM GONNA CRY!!!!! please look at this….it’s going to change your...

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 22:22:19 -0700

4penises:

cloudidiot:

cloudidiot:

~~IM GONNA CRY!!!!!~~

please look at this….it’s going to change your life

for those nervous about clicking the link - it’s a bongo cat that you can control to play music!

I just wasted so much time on this

partywithponies: partywithponies: Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has...

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 12:11:19 -0700

partywithponies:

partywithponies:

Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has his accident, he does become a famous musician, while still going on time travel adventures with Doc, and then when the internet comes along, people on forums and message boards start discovering and posting photos of people in the past who look eerily like famous rock star Marty McFly, and as time goes on, “Marty McFly is a time traveller” becomes one of the biggest and most long running memes on the internet.

When Doc finds out he freaks out and panicks and makes blog posts (because of COURSE Doc runs a blog) talking about how UTTERLY RIDICULOUS the idea of a time travelling rock star is, which the internet finds hilarious and only makes the meme spread more.

Marty meanwhile thinks the whole thing is the funniest thing ever and is just wheezing at every new forum or jokey article about it, and directly addresses the meme in interviews, bringing up this “crazy conspiracy” that people have, until eventually he can just say things like “well of course I am a time traveller” or “oh you like my hat? Thank you I got it in the 1910s”, and people just crack up, and Marty cracks up too because no-one realises that he’s not even lying.

When Marty starts doing this Doc’s blog posts get even more annoyed and passive aggressive, saying things like “even if time travel WAS possible, a SENSIBLE time traveller would KEEP OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE and not just TELL EVERYONE LIVE ON TV”

Eventually a secondary meme starts up where people start joking “Doctor Emmett Brown is a time traveller himself and that’s why he’s so worked up about it” and Doc very nearly just deletes his blog and throws his computer in a skip.

yes absolutely

OK SOSOMEHOW THE NUMBER OF PORN BOTS THAT ARE FOLLOWING ME HAS ACTUALLY INCREASED SINCE THIS...

Sat, 15 Dec 2018 20:21:48 -0700

OK SO

SOMEHOW THE NUMBER OF PORN BOTS THAT ARE FOLLOWING ME HAS ACTUALLY INCREASED SINCE THIS HELLSITE STARTED UP THE MASS MATURE CONTENT BAN

SO “female-presenting nipples” CAN BE IN YOUR PROFILE PIC BUT NOT ON YOUR POSTS?

A better, more positive Tumblr

Mon, 03 Dec 2018 20:25:41 -0700

staff:

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).
Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So what’s next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff D’Onofrio
CEO

Here’s to sitting back and watching this hellsite burn. It was a good run boys.

https://youtu.be/kHjaehH-EtA

corikittycat: mr-mcduckface: sparrow30: devside-art: kenkit: ...

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 08:34:10 -0700

corikittycat:

mr-mcduckface:

sparrow30:

devside-art:

kenkit:

planesexualpilot:

tsuvorite:

smokedankmemes:

An elderly woman plays GTA V

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(( IT’S EVEN BETTER BECAUSE SHE’S BRITISH ))

OH. MY. GOD.

never reblogged faster in my life

Is nobody going to point out that she appears to be on a personal vendetta against British Gas???

This lady has her priorities straight

@rusty-spoon-central @hellohoebags

i love this woman

Dear teen girls,

Sat, 10 Nov 2018 08:07:06 -0700

1glitr:

gentlemanmendes:

itsabigjaz:

m4dh4ttey266:

purpleandpinkhouses:

spoonmeb:

alwaysbewoke:

monsters-and-teeth:

onlyblackgirl:

fvlani:

dynastylnoire:

exposing-the-bullshit:

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes

Telling him you are the must thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.

!!!!!!!!

My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

Just wanna throw these in too

Being passive aggressive with him when he wants to spend time with friends or doing other things

controlling when he’s able to go out with friends

Breaking up his friendships with other girls just because you’re insecure

Making him feel like his opinions in decisions that affect the both of you are irrelevant and don’t matter

SENDING HIS NUMBER TO STRANGERS TO TEST IF HE’S LOYAL OR NOT

testing him in anyway in general without his knowledge or permission (example: catfishing! it’s manipulative and weird don’t fucking do that)

taking money/credit cards without permission to spend on things without his knowledge ( had an ex friend do this constantly to her boyfriend and she’d always condone it because “he’ll get over it” )

guilting him for hanging out with friends/family over you and making him choose between you and friends/family

telling him “you don’t love me if you *insert harmless activity he wants to do here* “

being rude or mean to him in front of others to assert dominance or power over him

downloading apps to spy on his phone activity (yes, this is a thing “”regular”” people do) or snooping on his social media to see who he’s talking to

hitting him, slapping him, punching him, shoving him. literally how do people not understand slapping your male partner is bad. people tend to find this funny in media and society and its weird. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR PARTNER WITHOUT PERMISSION.

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.

Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave.

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

dammit I’d spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.

Oh my god. This is so important.

This is legit the reason why so many guys I know are too scared to be in a relationship

!!!!!!!!!

alyssastars69: stabbybutt: Im at a party at a friend’s place Im...

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 14:35:59 -0700

alyssastars69:

stabbybutt:

Im at a party at a friend’s place
Im scared

@myex

andreluizcirilo: Vegeta Ball Z

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 21:22:03 -0700

andreluizcirilo:

Vegeta Ball Z

look at this good boi

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 16:15:21 -0700

look at this good boi

let’s all the the 180 degree turn

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 23:09:57 -0700

let’s all the the 180 degree turn

Who knows anymore

memories:Incredible, but true: @mr-mcduckface deserves to have a good day today.

devdrawing18: • A redraw uwu • ❤️❤️❤️❤️

i-am-a-fish: *checks non-existent watch* it’s respect trans youth hours @books-and-scrolling DAMN...

janeykara: this happened at one point don’t @ me

me and my friend had a conversation about Yugioh and it led to this

zackisontumblr: unorthodox-views: ckascade: rotg-fan-page: xaramizomai: hope your pets stay...

exterminaty: WHAT A FUCKING ICON WOW i love her

WHAT A FUCKING ICON

mr-mcduckface: dailybandmemes: secondclarinet: is there anything as satisfying as when you...

rubykgrant: thebrainlessgirl: coolerthanmyfez: @vegetarex and...

excuse me what the fuck

4penises: cloudidiot: cloudidiot: IM GONNA CRY!!!!! please look at this….it’s going to change your...

IM GONNA CRY!!!!!

partywithponies: partywithponies: Headcanon that in the new good future where Marty McFly never has...

OK SOSOMEHOW THE NUMBER OF PORN BOTS THAT ARE FOLLOWING ME HAS ACTUALLY INCREASED SINCE THIS...

OK SO

A better, more positive Tumblr

So what is changing?

Why are we doing this?

So what’s next?

corikittycat: mr-mcduckface: sparrow30: devside-art: kenkit: ...

Dear teen girls,

alyssastars69: stabbybutt: Im at a party at a friend’s place Im...

andreluizcirilo: Vegeta Ball Z

look at this good boi

let’s all the the 180 degree turn

i-am-a-fish: checks non-existent watch it’s respect trans youth hours @books-and-scrolling DAMN...